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RIP this account lol
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Because GMod as an art medium hasn't clicked for me for a long time, I'm pulling the plug on this account and will re-brand myself elsewhere. Maybe there'll be more NSFW art over there, maybe there won't be; it's not like I expect any of you to follow me there. I'll leave this account open for people to look at some of the shit I made anyway, especially my "Faces Of..." series.
Cheers, comrades.
-Pseudo
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Dudes, Look at This.
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So I finally got around to doing a simple Garry's Mod animation using an Engineer ragdoll and a semi-legally gotten copy of Vegas Pro.
I think I did a decent job.
I think I did a decent job.
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And Now, Meme Jurnals
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Stolen from Rotneybot >:3
- Primary Name: Paolo
- Alternate Names: PseudoPlox, as I consider "PseudoNoob" to be obsolete.
- Gender: Marijuana (Male)
- Pronouns: Weed/Wim
- Birthday: January 13
- Zodiac Sign: Crapricorn with a tinge of Pisces and all other signs.
appearance:
- Height: small (5'7'', give or take)
- Eye Colour: Braun
- Hair Colour: Black
- Tattoos?: I considered getting some on my knuckles, but otherwise, no.
- Piercings?: I find piercings to be rather impractical; if I fight someone with piercings, he or she is at risk for having them be torn from their skin if they don't take them out.
- Favorite Outfit: Sweatpants, T-Shirt of some metal band, Tennis Shoes, Fingerless Gloves, Sunglasses; or Slacks, Dress Shoes, Button-Up, Tie, and Tie-Clip.
- Have you Dyed your Hair?: No
- Long or Short Hair?: I've considered growing it out, but short hair is easier to dry.
relationships
- Sexual Orientation: Straight, but a little bi-curious.
- Romantic Orientation: Straight as a board.
- Relationship Status: Single as fuck.
- Romantic Partner(s) (if applicable): N/A
- Platonic Partner(s) (if applicable): N/A
- Friend(s): A good amount, but they all graduated before me. Otherwise, I have a few friends online, like Rotneyboy and tigerfaceswe.
personality/are you..
- Nice or Mean?: In life, I do my best to leave others alone if they don't do anything to me. If we meet, I do my absolute best to be nice, even crack a joke. Do me a wrong and prepare for harsh words.
- Honest or Deceptive?: Honesty is an honest-to-God good policy. I even feel uncomfortable with lying to people.
- Excitable or Calm?: Depends on the day.
- Happy or Discontent?: Once I started to realize that I brought a good amount of incidents from my youth onto myself, I felt that I had forgiven myself and became free. If happiness is peace of mind, then I've attained it.
- Violent or Relaxed?: Relatively relaxed.
- Good or Evil?: I range from Chaotic Good to Neutral.
- Shy or Outgoing?: Depends on the day.
- Friendly or Disagreeable?: Again, I try my best to be nice to those I meet.
favourites
- TV Shows: TV is for losers and I do not want one in my house.
- Anime/Cartoon: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure; Dragon Ball Z: Abridged; the og Dragon Ball; Ed, Edd, n' Eddy; Chowder; Shrek; YouTube Poop
- Musician(s): To copy from my profile's "Interests" section, "Anything well composed or written, but especially Alice In Chains, Tool, Gojira, Metallica, Volbeat, Amaranthe, Gorillaz, Judas Priest, Type O Negative, Rage Against The Machine, Disturbed, Lamb of God, Devin Townsend, Pink Guy, Biggie, Death Grips, etc." As I cannot add anymore, I'll throw in Mastodon and Mick Gordon, composer for the soundtracks to DooM (2016), Killer Instinct (2013's first two seasons), and the modern Wolfenstein games. I'm still on the lookout for new ones.
- Music Genre: Mostly metal, rock, or punk. I am quite fond of stepping outside of that comfort zone, though, and enjoy certain indie pop songs.
- Songs: Anything that I can play on my guitar, along with a whole bunch of my Spotify playlist and Death Grips.
- Author: N/A
- Book/Series: To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Otherwise, I don't really read, but I'm considering the King James bible, anything by Corey Taylor, and Herman Melville's Moby Dick.
-Youtuber: theneedledrop and other channels run by Anthony Fantano, Brookes Eggleston's Character Design Forge, Kurzgesagt, TeamFourStar, Dunkey, Francis of the Filth, Brandon Rogers, EmperorLemon, and Terrible Writing Advice.
- Colour: Dark shades of red or green, along with black.
- Weather: Either the kind where it's sunny but breezy, or when it's cloudy but warm.
- Scent: Napalm, especially in the morning.
- Store: Anywhere I can get what I need or want.
- Season: Late spring to early fall.
- Holiday: Kurisumasu.
- Time of Day: All the time in the world.
- Food: Anything but certain vegetables or watermelons.
beliefs
- Religion: Sun-Worshiper.
- Believe in Magic?: I don't believe in anything that doesn't have evidence to back it up.
- Believe in an Afterlife?: ^
- Believe in Reincarnation?: ^
- Ghosts?: ^
- Angels and Demons?: ^
- Karma?: ^ except in special cases.
- Aliens?: With the amount of planets there are in the universe, there's an assload of chances that there might as well be aliens.
- Cryptids/Urban Legends?: ^
- Biggest Fear: Fear itself.
health:
- Physical Health: I'm rather skinny, but I'm fine.
- Mental Health: Again, fine.
- Have you ever been Hospitalized?: Nah, fam.
- Broken a Bone?: Okay, funny story. A friend of mine are in a martial arts class together and one time, we decided that I do a flip off of his hand. As he gave me a boost, I just fell on my lower back and broke my coccyx. Does that count?
to be cuntinued when tools new album comes out
- Primary Name: Paolo
- Alternate Names: PseudoPlox, as I consider "PseudoNoob" to be obsolete.
- Gender: Marijuana (Male)
- Pronouns: Weed/Wim
- Birthday: January 13
- Zodiac Sign: Crapricorn with a tinge of Pisces and all other signs.
appearance:
- Height: small (5'7'', give or take)
- Eye Colour: Braun
- Hair Colour: Black
- Tattoos?: I considered getting some on my knuckles, but otherwise, no.
- Piercings?: I find piercings to be rather impractical; if I fight someone with piercings, he or she is at risk for having them be torn from their skin if they don't take them out.
- Favorite Outfit: Sweatpants, T-Shirt of some metal band, Tennis Shoes, Fingerless Gloves, Sunglasses; or Slacks, Dress Shoes, Button-Up, Tie, and Tie-Clip.
- Have you Dyed your Hair?: No
- Long or Short Hair?: I've considered growing it out, but short hair is easier to dry.
relationships
- Sexual Orientation: Straight, but a little bi-curious.
- Romantic Orientation: Straight as a board.
- Relationship Status: Single as fuck.
- Romantic Partner(s) (if applicable): N/A
- Platonic Partner(s) (if applicable): N/A
- Friend(s): A good amount, but they all graduated before me. Otherwise, I have a few friends online, like Rotneyboy and tigerfaceswe.
personality/are you..
- Nice or Mean?: In life, I do my best to leave others alone if they don't do anything to me. If we meet, I do my absolute best to be nice, even crack a joke. Do me a wrong and prepare for harsh words.
- Honest or Deceptive?: Honesty is an honest-to-God good policy. I even feel uncomfortable with lying to people.
- Excitable or Calm?: Depends on the day.
- Happy or Discontent?: Once I started to realize that I brought a good amount of incidents from my youth onto myself, I felt that I had forgiven myself and became free. If happiness is peace of mind, then I've attained it.
- Violent or Relaxed?: Relatively relaxed.
- Good or Evil?: I range from Chaotic Good to Neutral.
- Shy or Outgoing?: Depends on the day.
- Friendly or Disagreeable?: Again, I try my best to be nice to those I meet.
favourites
- TV Shows: TV is for losers and I do not want one in my house.
- Anime/Cartoon: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure; Dragon Ball Z: Abridged; the og Dragon Ball; Ed, Edd, n' Eddy; Chowder; Shrek; YouTube Poop
- Musician(s): To copy from my profile's "Interests" section, "Anything well composed or written, but especially Alice In Chains, Tool, Gojira, Metallica, Volbeat, Amaranthe, Gorillaz, Judas Priest, Type O Negative, Rage Against The Machine, Disturbed, Lamb of God, Devin Townsend, Pink Guy, Biggie, Death Grips, etc." As I cannot add anymore, I'll throw in Mastodon and Mick Gordon, composer for the soundtracks to DooM (2016), Killer Instinct (2013's first two seasons), and the modern Wolfenstein games. I'm still on the lookout for new ones.
- Music Genre: Mostly metal, rock, or punk. I am quite fond of stepping outside of that comfort zone, though, and enjoy certain indie pop songs.
- Songs: Anything that I can play on my guitar, along with a whole bunch of my Spotify playlist and Death Grips.
- Author: N/A
- Book/Series: To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Otherwise, I don't really read, but I'm considering the King James bible, anything by Corey Taylor, and Herman Melville's Moby Dick.
-Youtuber: theneedledrop and other channels run by Anthony Fantano, Brookes Eggleston's Character Design Forge, Kurzgesagt, TeamFourStar, Dunkey, Francis of the Filth, Brandon Rogers, EmperorLemon, and Terrible Writing Advice.
- Colour: Dark shades of red or green, along with black.
- Weather: Either the kind where it's sunny but breezy, or when it's cloudy but warm.
- Scent: Napalm, especially in the morning.
- Store: Anywhere I can get what I need or want.
- Season: Late spring to early fall.
- Holiday: Kurisumasu.
- Time of Day: All the time in the world.
- Food: Anything but certain vegetables or watermelons.
beliefs
- Religion: Sun-Worshiper.
- Believe in Magic?: I don't believe in anything that doesn't have evidence to back it up.
- Believe in an Afterlife?: ^
- Believe in Reincarnation?: ^
- Ghosts?: ^
- Angels and Demons?: ^
- Karma?: ^ except in special cases.
- Aliens?: With the amount of planets there are in the universe, there's an assload of chances that there might as well be aliens.
- Cryptids/Urban Legends?: ^
- Biggest Fear: Fear itself.
health:
- Physical Health: I'm rather skinny, but I'm fine.
- Mental Health: Again, fine.
- Have you ever been Hospitalized?: Nah, fam.
- Broken a Bone?: Okay, funny story. A friend of mine are in a martial arts class together and one time, we decided that I do a flip off of his hand. As he gave me a boost, I just fell on my lower back and broke my coccyx. Does that count?
to be cuntinued when tools new album comes out
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and others:If you received this from ToxicHolyGrenade, you're automatically better than him.
Seriously.
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And since you don't seem like the tuition-free, covered college type, I'm thinking about going somewhere that has that, namely Denmark.
Otherwise, guys, I'm no longer really scared of Mr. Trump. He's not gonna be in office for very long. Also, I think Clinton'll be tried as a criminal for some of the things she's done, and she'll deserve it for cheating out my nigga Bernie.
But until something good happens, I'm not gonna stand up to say the Pledge of Allegiance or sing the National Anthem. Just as a form of peaceful protest.
Otherwise, guys, I'm no longer really scared of Mr. Trump. He's not gonna be in office for very long. Also, I think Clinton'll be tried as a criminal for some of the things she's done, and she'll deserve it for cheating out my nigga Bernie.
But until something good happens, I'm not gonna stand up to say the Pledge of Allegiance or sing the National Anthem. Just as a form of peaceful protest.
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